How to be successful with women...?!

My dear brother told me his friend (admittedly a bit of a player.) sent all the guys a copy of an ebook called "How to be sucessfuly with women". After that enlightenment, my brother has came up with the following comclusion:

He needs a haircut.

I'm sure there's more wisdom in the book then get a decent haircut. But it's almost scary that they actually have a book on how to deal with women. I thought even us women can't figure out ourselves. And when I pointed that out to my brother, he just grinned and said "I know. The book said that too."

CURSE THAT DAMNED BOOK!

*ahem*

Anyway, I can't say the conclusion my brother came up with is completely unfounded. We would like to think that we aren't shallow. But the fact is, well, we are. We're just shallow in different ways from the guys. That's why make over shows like queer eyes is popular agmonst women. It's like giving us the reassurance that it's okay to be shallow. That's why women think Carson is a godsent. (Not just because I still thinks he's really cute, although I do have to say no to guys wearing pink. o_O) When it all comes down to it: heck, you still need a certain physical attraction you know.

Not that that's all there is to it. You don't have to be drop dead gorgeous to find someone, and you don't need to be a model to be successful with women. Besides, most of the pretty boys ended up just being a player and can't settle for something emotional anyway. The way I see it, those books teach you how to be successful with women, but if you want a real solid relationship with a woman, heck, just be yourself. You'll be better off in the long run.